10/23/2008

Sheep Meets Friends in Paris: Day 1


On day one, Sheep began networking with animals in Paris. Here, he meet with a group of mules, who shared Sheep's concerns that VP candidate Palin was inflaming sensitivities of animals around the world.
Although not related to moose, the mules had concerns that Palin might decide to reestablish mules as a major source of transportation in the western parts of the United States, under the guise of energy-efficient transportation.
Talks with the mules resulted in an agreement that the mules would refuse to cooperate with human in the case that Palin did become VP of America. In addition, they encouraged sheep to visit with their cousins, the horses, who had greater authority and responsibility in and around Paris. The mules felt that the horses should lead any opposition marches that might be organized prior to or following the United States elections.
All in all...a good day on the quest to unite the animals of the world.

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